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Posted by SpeedMetalSandwich - November 9th, 2009


RED SPY: You know, if you were in my position you would have done the same...which reminds me, she did say she was interested in doing a threesome....you want in?
SNIPER: Blimey! Do i ever!

*heavy footsteps approaching*

MEDIC: Dammit Heavy, lose some weight! The respawn times are bad enough, what Auschwitz sets the respawn time at 20 minutes?
HEAVY: Don't blame me, blame Sandvich! Sandvich is so tasty! I eat more and more, and gain more and more!
MEDIC: Gah, I shall help you later...Sniper? Spy? Where are you two going?
SNIPER: The Spy just invited me to some hot group sex with the Scouts mother! You missed out mate!

*Sniper and Spy walk off laughing*

MEDIC: ARGH! *slaps Heavy across the head* Get on your knees you fat slob! Zis is unnaceptable you dummköpf! Now you will have to sexually relieve me!
HEAVY: Waaaaugh, it is sad day!

/end

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Comments

Epic

Thankyou :D

>Now you will have to sexually relieve me!
IS NOT POSSIBLE!

LOL!

Incomming! BTW, very well done.

Thankyou, thankyou!