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Posted by SpeedMetalSandwich - November 9th, 2009



Posted by SpeedMetalSandwich - November 9th, 2009


RED SPY: You know, if you were in my position you would have done the same...which reminds me, she did say she was interested in doing a threesome....you want in?
SNIPER: Blimey! Do i ever!

*heavy footsteps approaching*

MEDIC: Dammit Heavy, lose some weight! The respawn times are bad enough, what Auschwitz sets the respawn time at 20 minutes?
HEAVY: Don't blame me, blame Sandvich! Sandvich is so tasty! I eat more and more, and gain more and more!
MEDIC: Gah, I shall help you later...Sniper? Spy? Where are you two going?
SNIPER: The Spy just invited me to some hot group sex with the Scouts mother! You missed out mate!

*Sniper and Spy walk off laughing*

MEDIC: ARGH! *slaps Heavy across the head* Get on your knees you fat slob! Zis is unnaceptable you dummköpf! Now you will have to sexually relieve me!
HEAVY: Waaaaugh, it is sad day!

/end

The End :D


Posted by SpeedMetalSandwich - November 8th, 2009


SNIPER: Spy mate, you alright over there?
RED SPY: Oh yes, just a little exhausted, that Scouts mother is quite the ride i must say!
SNIPER: Ya dirty bastard...that's where you were, instead of stopping this mess from happening!

Almost the end


Posted by SpeedMetalSandwich - November 8th, 2009


SNIPER: Backstab THAT ya snake!

:D Horray!


Posted by SpeedMetalSandwich - November 7th, 2009


*STAB*

BLU SPY: UUURGGHH....

:O *le gasp*


Posted by SpeedMetalSandwich - November 7th, 2009


RED SPY: Ha! Missed me by a mile!
BLU SPY: Grrrr!

Missed!


Posted by SpeedMetalSandwich - October 29th, 2009


SNIPER: *whispers to self* Not so fast ya two-faced mongrel...

Not so fast...


Posted by SpeedMetalSandwich - October 29th, 2009


BLU SPY: En Garde!

Fight!


Posted by SpeedMetalSandwich - October 28th, 2009


RED SPY: Lets go...

Alright...


Posted by SpeedMetalSandwich - October 28th, 2009


BLU SPY: Bring it on...

Well then...