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Trouble in the Intel room :3

2009-11-09 01:51:58 by SpeedMetalSandwich
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Ahoy hoy, here is the story of an epic battle that took place in 2fort. All scenes done in Gmod, by both myself and a few from Majormario.

This page will serve as the contents to the story, I'm getting around to making a back/forward button on each scene, so until that happens, open each link in a new tab.

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SCENE 1 - Trouble makers at the RED base
SCENE 2 - Trouble maker revealed...
SCENE 3 - Do your thing Spy...
SCENE 4 - Bloody ankle biter...
SCENE 5 - Behind you Medic!

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SCENE 6 - OOOOOOH THIS IS BAD!
SCENE 7 - It is sad day...
SCENE 8 - Eye for an eye!
SCENE 9 - Secret TV's...wait what?
SCENE 10 - No Medic for you!
SCENE 11 - Sasha <3
SCENE 12 - You! Yes you! You are dead!
SCENE 13 - How do you wish to die, mister Heavy?
SCENE 14 - Why waste bullet!
SCENE 15 - Umm...fists?
SCENE 16 - POW! HAHA!
SCENE 17 - So Much Blood!
SCENE 18 - MEDIC? :O

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SCENE 19 - AUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!
SCENE 20 - Back Outside...
SCENE 21 - Say goodbye...
SCENE 22 - Back inside the intel room...
SCENE 23 - ZOMG PLOT TWIST!
SCENE 24 - Well then...
SCENE 25 - Alright...
SCENE 26 - Fight!
SCENE 27 - Not so fast...
SCENE 28 - Missed!
SCENE 29 - :O *le gasp*
SCENE 30 - :D Horray!
SCENE 31 - Almost the end
SCENE 32 - The End :D


The End :D

2009-11-09 01:46:48 by SpeedMetalSandwich
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RED SPY: You know, if you were in my position you would have done the same...which reminds me, she did say she was interested in doing a threesome....you want in?
SNIPER: Blimey! Do i ever!

*heavy footsteps approaching*

MEDIC: Dammit Heavy, lose some weight! The respawn times are bad enough, what Auschwitz sets the respawn time at 20 minutes?
HEAVY: Don't blame me, blame Sandvich! Sandvich is so tasty! I eat more and more, and gain more and more!
MEDIC: Gah, I shall help you later...Sniper? Spy? Where are you two going?
SNIPER: The Spy just invited me to some hot group sex with the Scouts mother! You missed out mate!

*Sniper and Spy walk off laughing*

MEDIC: ARGH! *slaps Heavy across the head* Get on your knees you fat slob! Zis is unnaceptable you dummköpf! Now you will have to sexually relieve me!
HEAVY: Waaaaugh, it is sad day!

/end

The End :D


Almost the end

2009-11-08 04:39:04 by SpeedMetalSandwich

SNIPER: Spy mate, you alright over there?
RED SPY: Oh yes, just a little exhausted, that Scouts mother is quite the ride i must say!
SNIPER: Ya dirty bastard...that's where you were, instead of stopping this mess from happening!

Almost the end


:D Horray!

2009-11-08 04:29:57 by SpeedMetalSandwich

SNIPER: Backstab THAT ya snake!

:D Horray!


:O *le gasp*

2009-11-07 07:18:06 by SpeedMetalSandwich

*STAB*

BLU SPY: UUURGGHH....

:O *le gasp*


Missed!

2009-11-07 07:07:24 by SpeedMetalSandwich

RED SPY: Ha! Missed me by a mile!
BLU SPY: Grrrr!

Missed!


Not so fast...

2009-10-29 04:23:26 by SpeedMetalSandwich

SNIPER: *whispers to self* Not so fast ya two-faced mongrel...

Not so fast...


Fight!

2009-10-29 04:01:23 by SpeedMetalSandwich

BLU SPY: En Garde!

Fight!


Alright...

2009-10-28 08:05:49 by SpeedMetalSandwich

RED SPY: Lets go...

Alright...


Well then...

2009-10-28 07:49:50 by SpeedMetalSandwich

BLU SPY: Bring it on...

Well then...