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SpeedMetalSandwich

Age/Gender: 18, Male
Location: Sydney NSW
Job: Uni Student

"There's more to living then only surviving maybe im not there, but im still trying". ParadoxVoid prettied up my userpage, for the win.

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The End :D

Posted by SpeedMetalSandwich Nov. 9, 2009 @ 1:46 AM EST

RED SPY: You know, if you were in my position you would have done the same...which reminds me, she did say she was interested in doing a threesome....you want in?
SNIPER: Blimey! Do i ever!

*heavy footsteps approaching*

MEDIC: Dammit Heavy, lose some weight! The respawn times are bad enough, what Auschwitz sets the respawn time at 20 minutes?
HEAVY: Don't blame me, blame Sandvich! Sandvich is so tasty! I eat more and more, and gain more and more!
MEDIC: Gah, I shall help you later...Sniper? Spy? Where are you two going?
SNIPER: The Spy just invited me to some hot group sex with the Scouts mother! You missed out mate!

*Sniper and Spy walk off laughing*

MEDIC: ARGH! *slaps Heavy across the head* Get on your knees you fat slob! Zis is unnaceptable you dummköpf! Now you will have to sexually relieve me!
HEAVY: Waaaaugh, it is sad day!

/end

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Almost the end

Posted by SpeedMetalSandwich Nov. 8, 2009 @ 4:39 AM EST

SNIPER: Spy mate, you alright over there?
RED SPY: Oh yes, just a little exhausted, that Scouts mother is quite the ride i must say!
SNIPER: Ya dirty bastard...that's where you were, instead of stopping this mess from happening!

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:D Horray!

Posted by SpeedMetalSandwich Nov. 8, 2009 @ 4:29 AM EST

SNIPER: Backstab THAT ya snake!

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:O *le gasp*

Posted by SpeedMetalSandwich Nov. 7, 2009 @ 7:18 AM EST

*STAB*

BLU SPY: UUURGGHH....

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Missed!

Posted by SpeedMetalSandwich Nov. 7, 2009 @ 7:07 AM EST

RED SPY: Ha! Missed me by a mile!
BLU SPY: Grrrr!

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Not so fast...

Posted by SpeedMetalSandwich Oct. 29, 2009 @ 4:23 AM EDT

SNIPER: *whispers to self* Not so fast ya two-faced mongrel...

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Fight!

Posted by SpeedMetalSandwich Oct. 29, 2009 @ 4:01 AM EDT

BLU SPY: En Garde!

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Alright...

Posted by SpeedMetalSandwich Oct. 28, 2009 @ 8:05 AM EDT

RED SPY: Lets go...

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Well then...

Posted by SpeedMetalSandwich Oct. 28, 2009 @ 7:49 AM EDT

BLU SPY: Bring it on...

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