RED SPY: Ah yes, i was busy with the mother of your partner in crime, but thats another story, I'm here now to end your reign of terror!

Back inside the intel room...

SPY: *removes knfie from Heavies back*

*footsteps*

SPY: *looks up* I was waiting for you to show your face...

SNIPER: Say goodbye to yer head wanker...

Meanwhile, back outside...

SCOUT: Ah nuts, i dropped my gun! I'm guessing i should be getting down from here now...

*BOOM*

SCOUT: Wait what the hell was that?

SPY: *sound of undisguising and stabbing*
HEAVY: AUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!
SPY: Ah, i love my Dead Ringer oh so very much...

MEDIC: Ah, Heavy, there you are! Ack, those vespawn times are agonizing! Vunning over here vas bad enough with all the...the...hey! Are ve on camera? Hallo mother!

HEAVY: .....

HEAVY: Oooooh! SO MUCH BLOOD! (Which you can't see) You know, a GIANT MAN such as me needs a GIANT MEAL to fill his belly, so I eat a sandvich! Oooh, this is no ordinary sandvich, this is much more filling!

HEAVY: POW! HAHA!

SPY: Fists eh? Well, back in college I was a good fighter, I bet I...

HEAVY: LET US USE FISTS LITTLE MAN! WHY WASTE BULLET ON SUCH A TEENY MAN?