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Posted by SpeedMetalSandwich - September 6th, 2009


SPY: By coming into our base I'm guessing that you wish to die! Tell you what my fat friend...I'm feeling generous today, so I'll let you choose how you want to die. Shall we fight with knives? Swords? Guns?
Whatever you choose, you will find that I am superior.

How do you wish to die, mister Heavy?


Posted by SpeedMetalSandwich - September 6th, 2009


The Heavy has defeated most of the BLU Team, and he has rushed into the BLU Team's secret base in hopes of finding the BLU Spy, who is expecting the Heavy.

HEAVY: YOU! YES YOU! YOU ARE DEAD!
SPY: About time you arrived...I was looking at your X-Ray, and I'm afraid YOU SUCK!

You! Yes you! You are dead!


Posted by SpeedMetalSandwich - August 27th, 2009


RED HEAVY: I may be without Doctor, BUT I AM NOT WITHOUT SASHA!

*Minigun fires*

Sasha <3


Posted by SpeedMetalSandwich - August 27th, 2009


Stepping out from the shadows comes the BLU Team's Heavy/Medic pair.

BLU HEAVY: Hahahahah! YOUR DOCTOR IS DEAD! MY DOCTOR IS STILL ALIVE!
BLU MEDIC: YA! You are now without Doctor!

No Medic for you!


Posted by SpeedMetalSandwich - August 26th, 2009


As he runs to the BLU base, the Heavy sees the Spy on a large TV near the front of the base.

SPY: *TV Fizz* Mwahahaha! Oh fat man please! This is getting awkward!
HEAVY: Come out here and let us wrestle little man!
SPY: How about no, FATTY! Let's see you fight the BLU team's Heavy and Medic, without your Medic!
HEAVY: Oh it is sad day for you! I promise you...PAIN WITHOUT END!

Secret TV's...wait what?


Posted by SpeedMetalSandwich - August 26th, 2009


Now, the Heavy seeks revenge, he will find and kill the BLU Spy, so no other RED Heavy will lose their doctor like he did.

Eye for an eye!


Posted by SpeedMetalSandwich - August 25th, 2009


The Heavy has lost his doctor, and so he buries him, with tears in his eyes...

It is sad day...


Posted by SpeedMetalSandwich - August 25th, 2009


HEAVY: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!

OOOOOOH THIS IS BAD!


Posted by SpeedMetalSandwich - August 24th, 2009


SPY: Gentlemen...i bid you farewell *splashes into water*
SNIPER: Medic, talk to me mate come on it's going to be alright...Medic...Medic? MEDIC! MEEDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIICCCCCC!

Medic...Medic? MEDIC! MEEDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIICCCCCC!


Posted by SpeedMetalSandwich - August 24th, 2009


SPY: I was never on your side! *stab*
MEDIC: AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!

Behind you Medic!